- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
- Aries: has no chill
- Taurus: has too much chill
- Gemini: needs to shut the fuck up
- Cancer: won't stop crying
- Leo: keeps checking the mirror
- Virgo: talks while you listen to your fave song ????
- Libra: wears too much makeup
- Scorpio: has a boner
- Sagittarius: probably snorts paprika for fun
- Capricorn: cleans too much or not enough
- Aquarius: ditches babies
- Pisces: needs rehab
[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS TO KISS YOU A LOT]
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon