beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm



waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)



Click this and follow me and my girlfriends new blog:)

cozyriver:

Please:) we post a lot of gay stuff



egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time



subtle:

welcome to tumblr where we are judgmental about being judgmental because being judgmental is bad

(Source: subtle)






castnoanchors:

Laguna Beach, CA



brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁


issu:

somesickcat:

No photoshop. Just a kitty with HUGE EYES.

The lighting in this photograph is amazing~



annieleonhardt:

boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them