Just got laid 👌
found two kitties cuddling by the sea
maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”
you;re a beautiful girl with a wonderful soul and i feel like you need a little reminder today, have a wonderful day x
What the fuck I was feeling so down and this is the sweetest thing. I don’t know how you knew I needed this but thank you it made me feel a lot better you’re a wonderful person.
Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.