• Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry


kikuai:

Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.









(Source: m-ellowed)



naughtysoutherngirl1980:

*grinning mischievously*

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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(Source: jaclcfrost)





  • Aries: has no chill
  • Taurus: has too much chill
  • Gemini: needs to shut the fuck up
  • Cancer: won't stop crying
  • Leo: keeps checking the mirror
  • Virgo: talks while you listen to your fave song ????
  • Libra: wears too much makeup
  • Scorpio: has a boner
  • Sagittarius: probably snorts paprika for fun
  • Capricorn: cleans too much or not enough
  • Aquarius: ditches babies
  • Pisces: needs rehab




sparkhy:

acnemint:

br0ken-daisy:

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

oh my god this is amazing

pdlcomics:

Dinosaurs

seselapod:

[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS TO KISS YOU A LOT]



bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon