Just got laid 👌




(Source: dboybaker)






jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea



frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”





Anonymous asked:
you;re a beautiful girl with a wonderful soul and i feel like you need a little reminder today, have a wonderful day x

What the fuck I was feeling so down and this is the sweetest thing. I don’t know how you knew I needed this but thank you it made me feel a lot better you’re a wonderful person.





fulmadz:

Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.





armellin:

liketherifle:

the boys took the time to go to the edge of the stage during their panel to meet a girl who had a retinal handicap which causes her to only be able to see if someone or something is up close. She can only see the boys if the picture is right in front of her face and her sister asked if the boys would come closer so she could meet them. #nashcon

AMAZING!



clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?



meladoodle:

i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.

(Source: meladoodle)



vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

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THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK